By Spike Milligan
So they bought you
And kept you in a
Very good home
Central heating
TV
A deep freeze
A very good home -
No one to take you
For that lovely long run -
But otherwise
‘A very good home’
They fed you Pal and Chum
But not that lovely long run,
Until, mad with energy and boredom
You escaped – and ran and ran and ran
Under a car.
Today they will cry for you -
Tomorrow they will buy another dog.
this is terrible >:(
ReplyDeleteTerrible in content, yes, but so accurate and true. Haven't we all known dog owners like this?
ReplyDelete"Fundamental accuracy of statement is the one sole morality of writing." -- Ezra Pound