By Adam Stone
The nun teaching sex education
rolls the condom the wrong way over the banana
in a room full of starved monkeys
The sheep in wolf's clothing tells you to master your own destiny
The chickens are giving lessons in proper lipstick application
Every frightened old faggot in a red white and blue balled suit
wants to cure your homosexuality with his star spangled asshole
The praying mantis preaches monogamy and non-violence
The suitcase wishes you'd never leave the house
The republican drafting anti-gay marriage legislation
only sucks dick for research
It's not like he's getting enjoyment out of it
The sequins sing the praises of subtlety
Lions roam from college to college
educating students on the benefits of veganism
Plankton are trying to save the whales
Senators tapping their feet in airport bathrooms
are just practicing Morse Code
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